How it all began
It wasn't always smiles and warm hugs with us. As any other successful business owner will tell you, we started out rough.
Mr. Mitchell once said, "I believe in the future of agriculture." But that has nothing to do with our story. WE started our small business from the most unlikely of places; a local mall in Kentucky. To this day, we don't know why they let us set up shop there. But they did and we are grateful. They told us one rule; Do not sell firearms. We did it anyway.
Since then we have broadened our horizons and opened numerous other stores across the state. After those were shut down due to multiple FDA issues, we relocated to the great state of Maryland!
They laughed at us, destroyed our beautiful store, and kicked us out of the state. :(
After that, we decided to continue on. As they say, crime does not rest! And neither do we! People need us and our great products to pull of the perfect crime. So we bought ourselves a repossessed pink trailer and tugged it over to Washington DC. We ended up making a profit of a whopping $10!
And that's how you become a successful business owner, kids.